Drag King Bar The Bitch and Animal
Album: What's that smell (1999)
Well I was bored with the lesbian scene
I told myself I gotta find another thing
So I strapped on my boots
And I walked down the street
And I rolled right in to the local d.k.b
(Drag king bar, that is!)
When I walked in at quarter to eight
Well I thought that I might be straight
At the drag kind bar last night
It's unlike me to look at boys
When the girls are packing toys
I can dig that scene all right
Then across the bar
He played the air guitar
And mouthed those words real sexy
It was then that I surely knew
That this one would be a two
If I played my cards just right (Yee haw!)